I'm Barb, a writer, gardener, and sometimes I try to be office manager of the Universe. I’m the lady who drives off with her coffee thermos still sitting on top of the car. I’ve been known to give my orders in the Taco Bell Drive-through using different foreign accents. (Drat! My southern drawl gives me away) My drawl is more pronounced if I’ve had a beer. (No I don’t drink and go to Taco Bell.) For some reason strangers often tell me their stories when I’m at the grocery store. (Do I have a “Talk To Me”sign on my back?) Whenever I have to leave a name at a restaurant, I tell them I’m Madonna. I sometimes volunteer for more than I can handle, so then I assume an alter-ego: Ziva on NCIS. She can do anything and look good doing it…go ahead and laugh…humor is good .
