Hope is Chuck Norris

Okay,

It’s time for a smile or two. I recently conducted a survey among my Scout Troop, asking the boys the following question:

In a fight between Jack Bauer and Walker, Texas Ranger who would win?

99% went with Chuck.

Impressive that the younger generation thinks a good roundhouse kick will beat all of Jack’s  techno widgety-whatchits.

Since this blog is about HOPE, My hope is that Chuck will return to Oklahoma, his birthplace, and forget all that Texas flapdoodle.

Until then, here’s a few things to make you smile during the dark hours of the night.

  • Chuck Norris does not sleep; he waits.
  • When the Boogey man goes to sleep everynight, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
  • China once bordered the U.S. until Chuck Norris rounhouse kicked it through the earth
  • When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors
  • Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT by writing “Chuck Norris” for every answer.
  • Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because he’s afraid of the dark; because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
  • If Chuck Norris had carried the RING to Mordor, then instead of saying “friend” to open the door to the Mines or Moria, Gandalf could have just said, “Chuck Norris.”
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About Barb

I escaped from a hardscrabble farm in Oklahoma. I'm not sure why people think I have an accent. I miss the sunshine, but not the fried foods.
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5 Responses to Hope is Chuck Norris

  1. Kraig Krempa says:

    Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land. Thanks be to my son, Kaden for that one.

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  2. Alice Lynn says:

    Barb, Chuck Norris, aka Walker, is such an icon. I still enjoy the reruns because I can always count on Chuck to stomp the bad guys, save the good guys and gals and be kind to children and animals. He’s one of my heroes! Thanks for featuring him on your blog!

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  3. lisanowak says:

    Thanks for the laugh. 🙂

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  4. Roxie says:

    Hurricanes buy Chuck Norris insurance.

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  5. digipicsphotography says:

    Okay, you made me laugh! That’s so funny!

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