February 9, 1871 Editor: LinkingModifiers-LateBloomerBuds
In the past week, Big Opal has employed her usual form of advertising. With her white steeds hooked to her carriage and seats piled with loud buxom sporting women, she visited the mining camps
Fully clothed, the horizontal experts still offered “a little lookie” as they bent over, handing out hollow-centered chocolates containing notes such as: “Ask for Roamin’ Retta”. Others gave calling cards and flyers announcing their big event.
The hussy-laden conveyance also traveled back and forth through Two Pan’s thoroughfare. The only customers in the street were two old dogs lying in the sun. It therefore seems the scarlet ladies’ only purpose was to harass Silky Sue in her saloon.
Big Opal pointed toward the Salt Lick, shouting at anyone who would listen. “This should put that hog waller out of business.”
Not to be outdone, the Saloon is offering half price on their most popular drink: A Pink
Elephant Child. A generous mix of whiskey, beer and a big shot of iodine. Miners believe it offers health benefits as well as being lucky.
Love is in the air this week.
It is recommend that all decent citizens stay off the streets.