We’re looking at change. Every other week we give a sideways glance to the newfangled ideas cropping up in the 1870s. This week, we’re in Two Pan, and even though we hate change, we’ll grudgingly admit…some improvements are long overdue..
Part 1: Often, pioneers learned the hard way.
“Why do you have six children?”
Violet Spinrad nailed the young woman with a look. She hoped her stare would shut up the amply-endowed, nosy little bar nymph. She was only at the Salt Lick Saloon to see if any of the women would hire her to make a fine dress for them.Violet needed the money, so she kept her pride-filled words to herself.
“Haven’t you ever heard of rubbers?” Amanda Lou dug through a chest and tossed a wax-paper packet on the dresser in front of Violet. “They used to make ’em from pig colon, but when Goodyear vulcanized rubber in [18]44, we were freed from all that ‘with-child’ crap.”
Violet wanted to examine the packet, but she was a decent woman. She stared straight ahead.
“Course, you got to wash them real good,” Amanda Lou sighed. “Then anoint them with petroleum jelly and put them away to use later.” She gave a wink as she tapped a narrow wooden box on her night table.
Violet wanted to ask if it worked, but she was a decent woman. She stared straight ahead.
“Bricker didn’t tell you about any of this did he?”
Violet looked at the woman. She couldn’t help herself. What did this bar-strumpett know of her husband.
Amanda Lou gave a sad shake of her head. “I hear the gals over at Opal’s Palace use vaginal sponges and womb veils…a little cap that fits up in there.” She gave a jab to her corset- covered abdomen.” Whichever you use…it’ll keep you from having another kid.”
Violet couldn’t help herself. It wasn’t decent to talk in the open about such things…but….but…. …She picked up the packet. “I’ll make you a smocked blouse in trade for this.”
Amanda Lou, nabbed the packet from Violet’s hand . “Sorry. These things are worth more than gold out here. I’ll pay you to sew a crinoline skirt for me. Besides…” she smiled and gave Violet a light pat on the shoulder. “You don’t have to worry about Bricker. He’s never coming back.”
Part 2: In three weeks.
Nice short story! Looking forward to part 2!
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I absolutely appreciate the adage Those who refuse to learn history are doomed to repeat it. This is just another poignant example. Can you imagine a baby boom in this day and age? Ugh.
Red.
PS You should be set to get email now!
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Okay, thanks. I’m up and running. I appreciate you taking care of me.
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hey! I awarded you a sunshine award. I’m not sure if I told you already. There’s some instructions on my blog, download and paste the flower pic.
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Interesting and humerous history lesson. I don’t know of any politicians seeking to outlaw birth control today, contrary to the impression many seem to have, but we’ve certainly come a long way! Just the thought of pig or sheep intestines used for this…shudder.
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Interesting note, there, at the end. I believe that the prohibition of alcohol was associated with a sharp uptick in medicinals, too…
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A timely blog with great history! Really loved this info. I didn’t know about all these methods. How interesting that we had radical ideologs even in the “good ol’ days!” I’m thinking we’d better leave the modern contraception in place, because there are 7, yes 7 billion people on earth as we speak, and that’s a huge pressure on this little blue planet. Just a note, there were 1.5 billion people living on earth when my father was born in 1903.
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Wow! I didn’t realize how fast the population had exponentially multilpied. My parents ( 9 kids) still brag about not using birth controll…catholic egocentric dogma.
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Nine kids? Wow! Your parents were REALLY Roman Catholic. No wonder Christmas gift-giving is stressful.
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Too true. I usually end up wrapping about 45 gifts just for family. I make enemies of my friends and conveniently break up with boyfriends no fewer than 6 weeks before Christmas, to lighten the load.
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Absolutely loved this! You taught me something about the history of contraception, thanks Barb.
Pigs’ colon and wax packets though…jeez like, how fun was sex back then?
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Contraceptives haven’t changed much. However, I think a tubal ligation is much better. :-).
And where did Bricker go?
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I had no idea they had any birth control back then other than the rhythm method.
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From 1871 to 2012 – the fight for women’s rights continues. I’d like to think we could put this one to rest for good, but sadly, it seems to keep coming up. Yikes.
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This is a very interesting tale. I’m going to print and file it for my granddaughters who may need this information if certain male politicians get their way.
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Oh…Myra….these didn’t work too well, and the upcoming part 2 preventatives are even worse. I hope your granddaughters never need to resort to these slapwhack methods. It seems strange that what we’re discussing for 1870, we’re still belaboring today.
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Oh-oh…I have an idea of where Bricker has gone. Let’s just say, there was no RSVP option on the invite?! 😀
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Bricker doesn’t get too many invitations, the only reply he knows to give is a burp.
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This is great Barb and so current if you get my drift! I love your little guy at the end with his knickers in a twist!
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A lot of people’s knickers are in a twist. I hope that won’t be our only birth control option soon.
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The more things change the more they stay the same. Egyptian girls used halves of lemons, but I’m already over my TMI qota today.
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That would be similar to using vinegar. How clever. A womb veil AND a spermicide. You’re just full of information. Thanks.
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So glad we’re all about to be living in Two Pan in 1871.
You might want to consider re-running this in late October, early November!
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Good thing I have more do-it-yourself birth control tips, then, heh?
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No fair to leave your loyal readers hanging. What or where did Bricker go? But thanks for a peek at early contraceptive methods. 🙂 There’s something to be said for menopause, providing you lived that long way back then.
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Well, that posed an interesting question, which I found the research. It’s documented (D.J.Frommer, British Medical Journal, 1964) that in Ancient times (dates not noted) menopause occurred at the average age of 40. From 1500-1800s, the average menopausal age remained steady at 45. By 1964, it had reached 50 years of age. (I didn’t find research later than that, though I’m sure it’s out there). So according to this trend, if we continue in good health and live longer, we’ll need birth control into our 70s….bleargh!
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I think the average age now is 52. At least that’s what the exert doctors keep saying on TV. And TV is a reliable source of medical self-dignosis, so I will stick with that and never have to see a dr. again. Seems like going into the condom-making bizness in Two Pan would make Violet a millionaire.
Sorry I haven’t been around lately. I’m glad you picked the Counting Sheep as your prize – I was hoping you would pick the most valuable prize. I’ll be shipping the rewards out tomorrow 😉
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I was just thinking about Lambie this morning and wondering if I was busting up a collection of Bo and her sheep. I hope not. Don’t want to make any extra work for you. Can’t wait. Thanks again.
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Not at all. I made that sheep first and turned the doll I was already working on into a Bo Peep because I loved my little Counting Sheep. The one in the pic is a sample, and since I am using it on Etsy for promotional purposes, I’ll just make another, so it will be a bit different. But seriously, I was hoping the winner (YOU) would pick the Mystery Box prize, as it is the most hand-worked thing I offered. The Jewelry is nice but the beads, pearls and crystals are store-bought and less personal. Did you email me your mailing address? I haven’t checked yet. These may all go out tomorrow.
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Now, what did Bricker go and do?
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Moma, the question is: What wouldn’t Bricker do?
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It would seem that some of today’s politicians would like to make contraception illicit again, too. (It also seems to me that we need some more female politicians!) Interesting post, as always. And we’ll forgive you for making us wait so long for the next installment.
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Thanks Susan, I’m desperately waylaid with deadlines. I appreciate everyone’s support and patience.
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If a woman can’t get her husband to leave her alone, how can she expect to get him to use a, “French Letter” and yet, childbirth was terrifically dangerous. Women died all the time, leaving their children to be raised by relatives or step moms.
Back in the fifties, I remember overhearing Mom and her cronies talking about different things a woman could do to induce miscarriage. A large dose of castor oil if your period was late was one option. Taking the horse out for a long, rough trot was another. The idea was to either half-poison yourself, or to physically assault yourself somehow. I’m SO glad to live in the modern age.
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You’re right, Roxie. While we’re in the midst of change, we rant about it (at least I do), but often when we look back, we see that some changes were vast improvements. Can you imagine the discussion about condoms back then and the rampant sex they would allow?
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Hi,
Wow, very intriguing indeed, I want to know to more about the husband, I also want to know why Violet all of a sudden changed her mind and wanted the packet, but instead you are going to leave us hanging for 3 weeks, doesn’t seem right to me. 😀
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Okay, Miss Mags, I don’t want to be un-right to you. I’ve given you Aussies a preview: See EC below and start guessing.
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I really enjoy the intelligence of your posts – so fascinating!
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You’re kind, but this is what happens when you only get the public broadcasting channel on television because you refuse to pay the cable company. Oh…and Sponge Bob Square Pants. I haven’t figured out how to work him into Two Pan.
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Please…not as a contraceptive. He is already contraceptive enough.
Red.
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Among all other things about this post, I love the ranting smiley!!
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Kind of odd isn’t it? Maybe I should make that my logo….the ranting smiley.
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that’d be a great logo!!
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hey….i’m in the early stages of switching to Word Press entirely since Blogger wiped out my crossword and moon phase gizmos. but what a nice surprise to find your ranting smiley reply here. happy month o’ May!
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I suspect no more children would be worth a lot more than a smocked blouse. And what does Amanda Lou know about Bricker’s absence. And despite the proverb I would be very surprised if his abscense has made Violet (or the children) any fonder of him.
I am really looking forward to the next installment.
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Yeah…ol Bricker has found a new home. (more later)
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