I’m sorry for the inconvenience. Due to technical difficulties in which my head seems to be stuck ….let’s say…in a badger hole…the file for the Cookbook of Horrors did not get uploaded and….
(Bum…Bum….BUM) It’s MISSING!
Have a snack while you wait. The bowl is made out of pencils so you might get lead poisoning. (That’s a food horror isn’t it?). Okay, okay…I’m going to interview my staff about it.
Listen, Hip Mr. Pastry Flour…what happened to the Cookbook post?
What do you mean….”Your smart phone ate it?” Bull Hockey. Maybe you shouldn’t have a phone that’s smarter than you if you don’t know how to use it. Why did the digital banner post?
Mr. Turkey Vulture was practicing HTML code magic and hasn’t quite got the hang of it? Shitake Mushrooms!! If I ever find that Cookbook, you’re one of the first ingredients to be used.
What’s your excuse, Birdbrain?
What do you mean…”it’s corrupted?” Are you sure you didn’t accidentally erase the file along with the one zillion comments that are flooding the inbox from every winkin’ wonkin’ blogger in the Universe?
We owe these folks some full color horror cuisine.
So let me get this straight…not only do we have to start over on the cookbook file….we had a flashy banner giving folks epileptic seizures for a Souvenir Shop that hasn’t debuted yet?
Crappity-Dap. We’re gonna need damage control for this one….Ahem……
Dear Readers…my sincerest apologies for giving you blank pages to read. Although it was an improvement on my usual writing and turned into a short read, I’m sorry to have wasted your time and a computer click.
I’ll be hard at work, reconstructing foods that fall under the category…”The Worst Dishes I’ve Ever Made,” and I regret that the Cookbook of Horrors won’t be available for Mother’s Day Gift giving.
Please forgive the confusion. May you have a delightful Mom’s Day
…and I hope you won’t be cooking.